American Interpreter
by Sam Roggeveen
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21 October 2008 8:58PM
Heard on tonight's Channel 10 Simpsons repeat:
Marge: Homey, you know, it's funny. Both my mother and your father seem pretty lonely.
Homer: Hee hee hee! That is funny.
Marge: Yeah. Anyway, maybe they could go to a matinee together, or shopping. Or to that room in the library that's always full of old people? Um...periodicals! That's it.
Homer: Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Marge: Homer, would you please stop reading that Ross Perot pamphlet?
(Source.)
